Don't Dare Ask For TP

How come restaurants are so stingy with napkins? They give you 1 for every $30 you spend. If you ask for more, they look at you like your an alien, only give u like 2 more, and stare at u with resentment the entire time ur eating, waiting to pounce on u if you end up not using them. Why? Are they afraid Im gonna pocket them and sell them on the black market to Somali Napkin pirates or the Taliban or something? Meanwhile, If you ask for ketchup, or sugar, or anything else (except nuggest sauces, theyre even worse with them), theyll grab 6 handfuls and toss them at you, like theyre makin it rain up in heeya. I honestly think that if someone tried to rob the place, the manager would hand over all the money no problem, but if the robber grabbed a napkin on the way out to blow his nose, hed immediately get trampled and beaten to a pulp by fry baskets then shot, execution style, in the back of the head by tartar-sauce gun wielding pimple faced teens wearing nametags and plastic gloves.