College Debauchery- A Pitch

Attention Everyone:

Ever reminisce about your tumultuous, depraved college days and regret your life has become pathetic and sad?

If your kid knew about some of your youthful rebellious exploits, would he look at you with new-found respect?  Actually acknowledge you in public?  Admit that you two are related?

Craving the respect of his wise-cracking son, GREG, a tactless, accident-prone father, ROB, recounts a kinky, twisted tale from his rebellious college years, when he was part of a rough-and-tumble fraternity.  The brothers of Clan Alpine are vulgar, reckless and arrogant, poster-children for birth control.  The only things that these castaways fall from bed for every afternoon is beer, boobs, bong hits and bar brawls.

When the Alpine becomes target of a diabolical elimination plot to eliminate their very existence, the brotherhood awakens from its collective stupor and scrambles to save the only thing they care about.  This ragtag group of misfits, comprised of a gargantuan “Wookie”, a gigolo third-string-punter, an ungraceful, confused pledge named “Dirtpaw”, and a faithful, universal “Remote”, among others, use every resource at their disposal…and many that aren’t, in a feeble-minded rescue attempt that predictably ends in disaster.  This catastrophe culminates in a massive police chase up the eastern seaboard in a hearse.  As zero hour approaches, the discovery of a kinky relic from the House’s golden era inspires a last minute stand, leading to a final showdown between Alpine and the plot’s masterminds.

“COLLEGE DEBAUCHERY” is a tale of sex, drugs, rock n’ roll, hookers, fire trucks, kilt-wearing midgets, power tools…and familial pride. 

I would like to mail you a copy to read.  It just might bring back memories from your college days, when life was a party and the world was your oyster. 

Fraternally Yours,

Lucky Strike

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To read this very twisted and disturbed, patently raw comedy,  CLICK HERE.   Make sure you have an extra pair of drawers nearby, cuz you might piss through yours.