They should do an "Undercover Boss" episode about the Mexican Drug Cartel, because ruthless, mass-murdering Drug Kingpins have caught a bad rep, and need an outlet to defend themselves. It would be a win-win for everyone: The drug-lord would see, firsthand, the entire process of turning a simple leaf into the life-destroying, bank account emptying, soul-sucking street drug we all know and love. He will gain a new understanding of all the blood..sweaty-blood..and teary..blood, that go into running a ruthless, multi-billion dollar sex & drug trafficking operation. Cartel employees/slaves will be overjoyed and humbled, down to their very core, at the chance to be beaten & bloodied by El Chapo himself, not an underling!
Some of the footage showing employees, rivals and Gov't officials being tortured, raped and beheaded might need to be toned down a bit before air, but otherwise, I smell a Nielson darling. The segment where El Chapo discovers that the old man that's elbow deep in his asshole, showing him how to be a drug mule, is his estranged father, will surely tug at the heart strings.
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| Can he fool his employees as easily as he does Federales? |
Like any episode, there is a chance someone will recognize him and blow his cover; the only difference being the people who assist the boss in this episode will have 3 different letters on their jacket- FBI, not CBS. The "dressing room" they take him too will be surrounded by bars, barbed wire fences and armed guards. At least he won't be alone, though, with half the inmates his employees, and the other half customers, he'll be living just as good as back in Mexico. Better even, cuz of the free healthcare.
Contact CBS and demand they coordinate with the FBI, CIA, DEA, the Mexican Government, Dog the Bounty Hunter and Nancy Reagan, so the second Joaquin Loera is in custody, Stephen Lambert's on the next plane to Mexico City!
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