Batman vs. Superman, a Prediction

The Superman vs Batman trailer leaked online a few days ago. For those of you who haven't seen it yet, you can view it below.

The trailer was only 2 minutes long, and anticlimactic.  This, coincidentally, is exactly how the movie should be, because two minutes and change is about how long it would take Superman to turn Batman into mulch...and 90 seconds of that would be of Clark Kent running around the streets of Manhattan, faster than a speeding bullet, trying to find the last remaining phone booth, so he can change into costume. 

"OMG! I am FUCKED"

I mean, are people supposed to take this battle seriously? Superman is faster than a speeding bullet; more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. He has X-ray vision, superhuman strength, is impervious to human weapons and diseases.  Oh, and he can fly! The man's from another Galaxy, the last Kryptonian, the motherfucking Son of Jo-Rel. Batman is merely the son of some rich douche named Wayne...and not John Wayne, either. Christ, it's not even Lil Wayne!  Batman wouldnt stand a chance against the Man of Steel. Wayne doesn't even have any Superpowers. Sure, his batsuit has some cool gadgets, Wayne  has Morgan Freeman and his voice of God, but Superman doesn't worship our God, so he's just another guy who does voiceover work to him.  Seriously, what the hell's a Batarang gonna do against Steel - melting Laserbeams eyes? Unless the Bat-wing has Kryptonite-filled warheads or he starts hittin the weights real-hard, Bruce Wayne gets annihilated. No disrespect to the Caped Avenger, as Batman has always been one of my favorite superheroes, but I'm realistic.  if 'Supe took on the Dark Knight one-one, it would, to quote Gramma's Boy, "be like Tyson fighting an infant".