Stop Pretending Already

Why don't Hanes and Fruit of the Loom just cut the shit and label them wife-beaters already? Seriously, does anyone actually refer to them as "sleeveless white undershirts"? Do cops say "we have a domestic disturbance on Rectum Street; a white male is beating his wife with a giant turkey leg in the street. The perp is wearing black chaps, high heels, an Abe Lincoln hat, a monocle...and a sleeveless undershirt....If they did, the reporting officer would say "I saw a guy that mostly matched that description, but he was wearing a wife-beater, so I didn’t stop. Btw, what the fuck is a sleeveless undershirt?"