Movement to Save Tae Kwon Do...

Join our cause in convincing my good friend Joe and his lovely wife Meghan Dote to name their first born child (due in March) Tae Kwon. The sex is still unknown, and I think Tae Kwon would be a great name for either a boy or a girl. Seriously, who will fuck with a kid named Tae Kwon Dote in school. He/she will definitely not be picked onl. They will probably be the one doing the picking. Not only that, but, with a name like Tae Kwon Dote, how could this kid NOT be a major action movie star when they get older. I would also not be surprised if they were asked to become the national spokesman for the Martial Art Tae Kwon Doe- whether they know karate or not. They could be the Jared from Subway for an entire fighting form.

Without your help, Little TK might get tagged with a gay name like Parker or Chance!

Bare minimum they will become a feared UFC fighter. Joe and Meghan need to realize the potential. With all the possibilities this kid will have to make money, there is no doubt he/she will become rich and famous. A rich kid means mommy and daddy can retire early. They might even get so rich that they can become divas and start doing outlandish things like ordering their Cambodian slaves to dub their entire DVD catalog of 500+ titles to Betamax, or requesting their neighborhood grocery store to put all the seeds back in the seedless watermelon. They can even start ordering weird, random, extremely rare items just because they can- like maybe start ordering Emeril Lagace to cook them condor egg omelettes every morning for breakfast, or buy a timeshare at the White House. The options are endless. Please join our cause so we can help Joe and Meghan realize we know what's best for them

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