I just want to get something off my chest. I don’t know what's sadder, those attention starved girls that send out bulletins begging people to comment on their new pictures, or the fucking tools that actually comment on them.
It's not like the girl is gonna read their messages of the guys who compliment her, hop on a plane to go to their house and then screw them (I should know, I asked), so what the hell is the point? These girls are obviously insecure (AKA sluts), who just need someone to ensure them that they are hot.
It is also not a coincidence that most of the guys that comment are either obvious losers who are probably still virgins, or obnoxious, pimp wannabe assholes that have their shirt off in their myspace picture. I FUCKING HATE GUYS THAT HAVE THEIR SHIRT OFF IN THEIR MYSPACE PICTURE.
Why do they do this? Oh my god! You have a six-pack! So do I queer, its in my lap and I’m drinking it. Unlike yours, however, mine is useful. AIt brings me hours of enjoyment every day, resting my beer on, eating my food off of, or using to intimidate people. It also keeps me very warm in the winter, while those skinny fucks are freezing! I feel bad for skinny dudes, they have no gut to suck in when hot women walk by. They just get to stand there, with a stupid look on their face while guys like are sticking our chest out and pushing our shoulders back. It's a no brainer who looks more attractive!
The butt pirates that take these shirtless pictures seem like the type to just sit in a chair, shirtless stroking their stomach with their hand, and basking at how cool they are. Fuck that! I worked MUCH harder on my beer gut than they did on their six-pack. They go to the gym an hour or two a day, 4 times a week. That's pussy shit! I go to the bar 6 hours a day, 6 days a week. Even when I’m tired, hung over, starving, sick, broke, having a bad hair day, just got out of hospital or even on vacation, I suck it up and belly my fat ass up to the bar. That, my friends, is dedication! Take that six-pack and shove it up your ass. Only time its good to have a firm stomach is back in the stone ages, when you would use them to dry your clothes.
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| You don't see me showing off my ripped abs on Myspace! |
This isn’t a Calvin Klein add you fucking pillow biters, put a goddamn shirt on. You don’t see me putting a picture of my enormous wang on my profile. Just cuz I am extremely well endowed doesn't mean I like to rub it in! So, stop pretending to be "the cool guy". Incidentally, you are probably the same people who burn your tires when pulling out of a parking lot or applaud when someone drops something on the ground. You should all have your eyelids ripped off, then be forced to watch Heavyweights, while 400 pound Sumo Wrestlers shove twinkies up every oriface of your body!
Trying to show off the abs? I have a huge wang but do I have my profile pic with my pants off? NO, so put a goddamn shirt on fags!!! OK, just wanted to say that, have a nice day y’all.
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