I have been thinking of these over the last week or so. This list is meant to be ongoing as I plan on adding more as I think of them. You too can add some if you think of a good one. Maybe this will catch on and become a phenomenon, like the Chuck Norris facts. At any rate, I created them all in good fun.
1. I take my coffee like I take my women - for breakfast
2. I take my coffee like I take my women - recommended by 4 out of 5 experts
3. I take my coffee like I take my women - with a cigarette
4. I take my coffee like I take my women - only if its endorsed by Brangelina
5. I take my coffee like I take my women - cheap
6. I take my coffee like I take my women - expensive
7. I take my coffee like I take my women - Irish
8. I take my coffee like I take my women - dirty
9. I take my coffee like I take my women - saturated in alcohol
10. I take my coffee like I take my women - with herpes on the lip
11. I take my coffee like I take my women - spiked
12. I take my coffee like I take my women - going down smooth
13. I take my coffee like I take my women - aged 18 years
14. I take my coffee like I take my women - ready in an instant
15. I take my coffee like I take my women - topped off with whipped cream
16. I take my coffee like I take my women - keeping me up for days
17. I take my coffee like I take my women - for under $1
18. I take my coffee like I take my women - Spanish
19. I take my coffee like I take my women - crammed into a thermos
20. I take my coffee like I take my women - between my legs
21. I take my coffee like I take my women - ground-up
22. I take my coffee like I take my women - thick
23. I take my coffee like I take my women - disease-free
24. I take my coffee like I take my women - roasted
25. I take my coffee like I take my women - with third degree burns all over
26. I take my coffee like I take my women - after laying around for hours
27. I take my coffee like I take my women - easy to take down
28. I take my coffee like I take my women - delivered immediately
29. I take my coffee like I take my women - chock full o' nuts
30. I take my coffee like I take my women - good till the last drop
31. I take my coffee like I take my women - decaffeinated
32. I take my coffee like I take my women - tan in color
33. I take my coffee like I take my women - approved by the FDA
34. I take my coffee like I take my women - black
35. I take my coffee like I take my women - sweet
36. I take my coffee like I take my women - containing at least 50 percent alcohol
37. I take my coffee like I take my women - Columbian
38. I take my coffee like I take my women - cold as ice
39. I take my coffee like I take my women - laced with roofies
40. I take my coffee like I take my women - Grande-sized
41. I take my coffee like I take my women - from McDonalds
42. I take my coffee like I take my women - full of caffeine
43. I take my coffee like I take my women - strong
44. I take my coffee like I take my women - creamy
45. I take my coffee like I take my women - old
46. I take my coffee like I take my women - stale
47. I take my coffee like I take my women - fresh
48. I take my coffee like I take my women - half-gone
49. I take my coffee like I take my women - first thing in the morning
50. I take my coffee like I take my women - right before bed
51. I take my coffee like I take my women - served to me seven times daily
Only the donkey knows why Columbian coffee is so good
52. I take my coffee like I take my women - large
53. I take my coffee like I take my women - bad
54. I take my coffee like I take my women - defective
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| Only this man his big ass are only ones who know the secret of Columbian Coffee |
55. I take my coffee like I take my women - smooth
56. I take my coffee like I take my women - hot
57. I take my coffee like I take my women - served with a donut to dunk in them
58. I take my coffee like I take my women - served with a scoop of ice cream
59. I take my coffee like I take my women - Peruvian
60. I take my coffee like I take my women - from Dunkin' Donuts
61. I take my coffee like I take my women - small
62. I take my coffee like I take my women - in a diner at 3 AM
63. I take my coffee like I take my women - from the arms of a cop
64. I take my coffee like I take my women - wrapped in plastic
65. I take my coffee like I take my women - disease-infested
66. I take my coffee like I take my women - HIV positive
67. I take my coffee like I take my women - clumpy
68. I take my coffee like I take my women - sour
69. I take my coffee like I take my women - poisonous
70. I take my coffee like I take my women - ground-up by my mother
71. I take my coffee like I take my women - so my mouth burns after
72. I take my coffee like I take my women - so my crotch burns after
73. I take my coffee like I take my women - rolling around the floor of my car
74. I take my coffee like I take my women - with inappropriate hairs
75. I take my coffee like I take my women - with a stain on the lip
76. I take my coffee like I take my women - free
77. I take my coffee like I take my women - paid for by my mother
78. I take my coffee like I take my women - paid for my boss
79. I take my coffee like I take my women - bland
80. I take my coffee like I take my women - with extra cream
81. I take my coffee like I take my women - steamy
82. I take my coffee like I take my women - dressed up nice
83. I take my coffee like I take my women - hot as hell and in my mouth as soon as possible
84. I take my coffee like I take my women - when I'm drunk it doesn't matter what it looks like
85. I take my coffee like I take my women - never in Utica
86. I take my coffee like I take my women - in church
87. I take my coffee like I take my women - with a hole in the lip
88. I take my coffee like I take my women - with two holes on the side to stick my fingers in
89. I take my coffee like I take my women - fresh out of the hands of a construction worker
90. I take my coffee like I take my women - I always dip my finger in first to check the temperature
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