Five "2"'s the Same as One "10".

At a bar, beer goggles can cloak even the most revolting physical features and turn them into aphrodisiacs. It isn't until the next morning, when you see the cankles, webbed feet and cattle brands scorched onto the cellulite-covered ass cheeks laying next to you, that you know you fucked up. After vomiting, you do the walk-of-shame to Lowe's and buy a belt-sander so you can scrub that outer layer of skin off your penis.

How do beer goggles work for cybersex, though? You never see your partner...but your judgment is still impaired. Does the drunk person wake up the next day embarrassed cuz other person was a bad speller, or used some bitch font, like Arial Narrow or Times New Roman? What if they use Wingdings font? That's just random shapes and pictures..it would be like sexting in hieroglyphics.  I wonder..