We'll Be Together Forever, I Swear!

I always feel guilty at job fairs. It's like speed-dating. You introduce yourself, try to build a rapport with the girl/company in 3 minutes, try to impress/intrigue them, see if they'd be a good fit for you, try to get their contact info, then move on to the next girl/job and repeat. It's gotta suck for the person at the table u just left, seeing u strike up a Conversation w a rival, then listen as u try to charm them w the same stories and BS they just laid on you. I mean, the reps from other company's feelings gotta be hurt! They're probably like "why is he talking to her? I thought I was the one he wanted. We had such good chemistry!!...and now he's over talking to that slut Wal-Mart? They'll hire anyone!! What an assho...Wait!! What the fuck?!...is he giving her...yes! that man-whore is giving that other bitch his resume now!? But he gave ME his resume and assured me we were perfect for each other!..Does he just give his resume out to everyone? Well, if that's how he is I won't call him.