What is the purpose of sentencing someone to 8 consecutive life terms? Are they afraid the person may actually survive the first 560 years of incarceration, so they give them another 80 just to be safe? What happens if the person is actually a vampire...or Jedi, and does complete their sentence? Would the doc still set them free after…Put them up in a shitty apt and get them work, mopping up giz stains in truck stop bathrooms? I hope not! I don't wanna live next to a blood sucker! I wonder if vampires have to register with the town they reside, like pedophiles, so neighbors know where they are. While some, like Leslie Nielsen from Dracula: dead and loving it and the older brother from lost boys, are actually swell guys, most only want your plasma.
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