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Guys give names to things we care about. We name our kids, our pets, our cars, sometimes even our appliances, amongst other things. We do this for a variety of reasons. First, and most obvious, we name something to confirm our love. Naming something demonstrates that we care enough about it to give it a name. We also name something because it makes us feel important. If we name it, we believe its ours. Giving something a name also has a tendency to bring it closer to our hearts. Without a name, a dog is just an animal. If we start calling it Sparky, the dog suddenly becomes part of the family.

Now I don't agree with the practice of naming everything we own. There is no reason for some things to be named, like a toaster. A toaster is just a stupid appliance. Names should only be given to things that show you love back. Kids, dogs, pets and cars do that, and should have names. There is one thing, however, that shows us more love than any of those other things. It sticks with us through thick and thin, makes us feel good whenever we use it, and, like cars, is often the measuring stick of a guy's manhood. I am talking of course, about the penis. A lot of guys name their penis, because it is very special to them (To find out what I call mine, CLICK HERE). It's our favorite organ! For some guys, it's actually their favorite 2 organs, as many men think with their dicks, leaving their brain useless fatty tissue. There is no denying that us men love our dicks. It is very unfortunate, however, that while the dick gets all the attention, love and notoriety, the testicles remain largely unnoticed and unappreciated. When guys brag, they talk about their dick size, not how well their testicles work. Testicles are just as important to a guys manhood as the dick. Without balls, a dick is useless. Just like without a rifle, a marine is useless (ala Full Metal Jacket), and without a long snapper, a punter is uselss (ala Chris Zanghi). It is about time balls started getting the same love and attention their long, thin neighbor has been hogging all these years. With that, I propose that us guys start naming our testicles. Brian Fontana, the Bri- man, was the first to take teste naming mainstream in the movie Anchorman. He named his James Westphal and Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. While those are good, I, personally, don't know who Dr. Kenneth Noisewater is, and I only know the name James Westphal, I don't know who he was. Something to do with guns, maybe? Anyway, balls should have more recognizable names, as they are very recognizable on the male body. So, without further ado, here is a list of possible names for the other residents of a man's nether regions. These dynamic duos are very recognizable, and, depending on your style, there is at least one for everyone. Take a look for yourself, I even alphabetized them for you. Consider this list like a demented baby name book. Remember, just like an erect penis, this list gets longer all the time, so check back frequently. Add a comment with some of your own if you want. Enjoy!

Testicle Name Possibilities


**Please feel free to add your own...if you have the balls!!!

Abbott & Costello
Abercrombie & Fitch
Aces & Spades
Adam & Eve
Agony & Ecstasy
Ali & Frazier
Alvin & the Chipmunk
Amos & Andy
Angels & Demons
Anthony & Cleopatra
Aphrodite & Apollo
Archie & Jughead
Archie & Veronica
Aristotle & Plato
Asterix & Obelix
Athena & Zeus
Bach & Beethoven
Bambi & Thumper
Barbie & Ken
Barney & Fred
Barnum & Bailey
Bart & Homer
Baskin & Robbins
Batman & Robin
Beauty & Beast
Beavis & Butthead
Bert & Ernie
Bibbity & Boppity
Big & Tall
Biggie & Tupac
Biscuits & Gravy
Black & Decker
Block & Tackle
Blondie & Dagwood
Bob Marley & the Wailers
Bonnie & Clyde
Brandy & Whiskey
Bread & Butter
Bud & Bud Light
Bugs & Daffy
Bunny & Clyde
Bush & Cheney
Butch & Sundance
Caesar & Cleopatra
Cain & Abel
Calvin & Hobbes
Captain & Tennille
Champagne & Caviar
Champagne & Strawberries
Charles & Camilla
Charlie Brown & Snoopy
Cheech & Chong
Cheech & Chong
Chili & Pepper
Chip & Dale
Chris Farley & David Spade
Click & Clack
Cling & Clang
Coke & Pepsi
Cookies & Cream
Cop & Robber
Cowboy & Indian
Crime & Punishment
David & Goliath
Dawn & Sunset
Diamond & Pearl
Dick & Tracy
Doctor Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
Donny & Marie
Drunk & Stupid
Drunk & Stoned

East & West
Ebony & Ivory
Ernie & Bert
Farley & Spade
Fat & Lazy
Frank & Beans
Frick & Frack
Fuck & Shit
Gin & Tonic
Good & Evil
Goofy & Pluto
Gumby & Pokey
Guns & Roses
Harry & Lloyd
Harvard & Yale
Hearts & Spades
Heckle & Jeckle
Helter & Skelter
Holyfield & Tyson
Hop & Scotch
Horse & Buggy
Hugs & Kisses
Humpty & Dumpty
Ishmael & Moby Dick
James Westphal & Dr. Kenneth Noisewater Taken by Fontana, Brian
Jiminy & Cricket
Joseph & Mary
Judge & Jury
King & Kong
Kirk & Spock
Kit & Caboodle

Lattitude & Longitude
Lady & Tramp
Laurel & Hardy
Lennon & McCartney
Lenny & Squiggy
Lewis & Clark
Lilo & Stitch
Lincoln & Mercury
Lois & Clark
Love &War
Major & Minor
Marco & Polo
Mario & Luigi
Marlon & Brando
Mars & Jupiter
Martin & Lewis
Martini & Daiquiri
Mason & Dixon
Matt Damon & Ben Affleck
Melody & Harmony
Milo & Otis
Mork & Mindy
Mumbo & Jumbo

North & South
Nick & Nack
Orville & Wilbur
Oscar & Emmy
Peaches & Cream
Peanut & Jelly
Peanut Butter & Jelly
Peanuts & Popcorn
Pebbles & Bam Bam
Peek & Boo
Penn & Teller
Pepsi & Cola
Ping & Pong
Pinky & the Brain
Pinocchio & Ghepetto
Pip & Squeak
Pixie & Dixie
Pride & Prejudice
Razzle & Dazzle
Ren & Stimpy
Rhythm & Blues
Ringo & Starr
Rock & Roll
Rocket & Pocket
Rocky & Bullwinkle
Rodgers & Hammerstein
Rolls & Royce
Romulus & Remus
Rowan & Martin
Ruff & Tuff
Rum & Coke
Ruth & Gehrig
Sailor & Soldier
Salt & Pepper
Sampson & Delilah
Santa & Rudolph
Scratch & Sniff
Sergeant & General
Siegfried & Roy
Silk & Satin
Simon & Garfunkle
Simon & Garfunkel
Siskel & Ebert
Sleepy & Bashful
Slice & Dice
Smith & Wesson
Smokey & Bandit
Sonny & Cher

Sonny & Crocket
Sparky & Barney
Speedy & Gonzales
Stars & Stripes
Starsky & Hutch
Sugar & Spice
Summer & Autumn
Sylvester & Tweety
Taco & Chalupa
Tango & Cash
Tango & Samba
Terrance & Phillip
Tex & Mex
Thelma & Louise
Tic & Tac
Tom & Jerry
Tonto & Lone Ranger
Topsy & Turvy
Trick & Treat
Turner & Hooch
Tweedledee & Tweedledum
Twig & Berries
Uday & Qusay
Ursa & Major
Wayne & Garth
Winter & Spring
Yankee & Doodle
Yogi & Booboo
Zeus & Apollo
Zig & Zag

...and more