....is the absolute WORST movie I EVER SAW!! It was a horror film, but it was honestly one of the funniest movies Ive ever seen. I am so thankful I stayed up till 5 AM watching it!! It is so bad, in fact, that I feature it in another blog as well. That one lists the worst movies I have ever seen, and the scary straw man makes a very impressive showing. Did they make #1? CLICK HERE and find out.
OK, brief outline of the movie. College baseball team brings rookies to cornfield, and ties them up to a scarecrow, then leaves them there. Scarecrow wakes up and starts knocking people off. The rookie that they tied up is diabetic, so they rush him to ghetto trauma center because he is in coma. Fucking Ken Shamrock plays the baseball coach. He actually gets in fist fight with scarecrow, punching him and shit. Scarecrow apparently knows how to swim because he drowns somebody. Funniest thing was that the movie kept almost ending…then something else would happen. This happened like 4 times. Two guys pissed on some other guys face while he was buried in sand, and other guy didn’t even care that much. Funniest line of movie:
In the trauma center, the nurse is sent to find insulin in storage, scarecrow is loose in center somewhere
OK, brief outline of the movie. College baseball team brings rookies to cornfield, and ties them up to a scarecrow, then leaves them there. Scarecrow wakes up and starts knocking people off. The rookie that they tied up is diabetic, so they rush him to ghetto trauma center because he is in coma. Fucking Ken Shamrock plays the baseball coach. He actually gets in fist fight with scarecrow, punching him and shit. Scarecrow apparently knows how to swim because he drowns somebody. Funniest thing was that the movie kept almost ending…then something else would happen. This happened like 4 times. Two guys pissed on some other guys face while he was buried in sand, and other guy didn’t even care that much. Funniest line of movie:
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| Judging a book by its cover is okay in this case |
In the trauma center, the nurse is sent to find insulin in storage, scarecrow is loose in center somewhere
Mike: Be careful out there!
Nurse: Why?
Mike: Because there is a homicidal scarecrow out... nevermind!
I highly recommend this film, hilarious!!!
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